erindarko:

I have just ordered this mane hat for my cat and I have absolutely no regrets.

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

nsfwsb:

if you say “happiness” in english with a french accent it sounds like “a penis” and if you say “happiness” in french with an american accent it sounds like “boner”

jooleah:

#THAT SWITCH IN HIS EXPRESSION WHEN JACK LEAVES #i’m still marvelling at it like wow it is literally perfect #one moment he seems genuinely distraught over will’s breakdown and then the next he completely shifts to being calm and calculating and utterly terrifying #he’s pulling everyone’s strings so effortlessly and i am just in awe wow i hate you #MADS YOUR ACTING IS A+ SIR

_{“Waltz speaks in softly-accented, sibilant-heavy English, with slightly lunatic precision; his long chin lending him an air somewhere between impish and lubricious. There is a distinct hint of kinkiness to him.”— Culture Magazine}

speakfriendandenter:

sweet dreams are made of this

caboodledoodle:

ai-yo:

thegoddamazon:

logic-and-art:

thatpointlessidiot:

krudman:

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

Signal boost

It’s like they love shooting themselves in the dick.

This only solidifies my theory on Nintendo and PlayStation hypnotizing them

Wow, this really gets just better and better. - Are they deliberately TRYING to commit corporate suicide?

fabercastiel:

caniballs:

shocking revelations in the hannibal fandom

dancy-magic-dancy:

i am officially accepting applications for the position of ‘HOLDING ME WHILE I FUCKING SOB’ after the Hannibal finale on thursday 

seriously-what-is-my-life:

gendercake:

imperfekct:

gendercake:

i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit

What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?

fuck

How the sky would look if the planets were as close as the moon

oedipusyoumotherfucker:

trinawolfy:

lumos5000:

c-parks:

robmcdon:

spongebobsimonpants:

kellyeatworld:

guceubcuesu:

Moon…

Mercury…

Venus…

Mars…

Jupiter…

Saturn…

Uranus…

Neptune…

JUPITER. Holy fuck

What about if Earth had rings?

What would that look like

this is like porn i love space

Gallifrey…

And then Whovians happened

I know Pluto isn’t technically a planet anymore but I wish it had been included :(